Hit 200 on a scratch off.. Gave the cashier forty because she’s good luck. Gave the cat a shower. #sundayfunday?
Classic. Well, that’s just like, my opinion man… #thedudeabides #fuckit
High as fuck.. *chooses Wendy’s over Krispy Kreme before leaving house*… *drives past Krispy kreme*.. *thinks to self* “oh look a Krispy kreme”….*pulls into Krispy Kreme and forgets about Wendy’s completely*
What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night
I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true